If this song isn't played at my funeral, then I'm not gonna die. Btw, have you ever killed a cockroach, then five minutes later ants come and take it? Kinda reminds me of this. Die Sublimated on Hook Velcro 3" wide Not offensive

Oh yeah baby, we got a chrome Mudhorn emblem embedded in a pure carbon plate. The carbon used in the backing was supposed to be used for diamonds but we used it for this instead. 3.5” tall hook and loop backed Shiny as your balls

The rallying cry of our nation. When the British asked us to pay for taxation without representation, what did we say? That's right, "Cowabunga It Is". Look it up... Well, maybe I'm paraphrasing here... Anyway, I don't know what freaking...

The "I Will Find You And I Will Kill You" Morale Patch from the movie "Taken" by Violent Little. Not every father is like Liam Neeson, but every father would channel him if their daughter was kidnapped. Even if your particular set of...

If Doc Brown was a raging alcoholic, this would be the kinds of experiments he'd be conducting, not that time traveling stuff. Get your hands on Pickle Rick, we swear it's not an alien dick or anything. Check out the Pickle Rick Rat Suit...

Pedro Pascal really delivered this line perfectly. Mando don't mess around. The calculated delivery - so badass. 4.15” wide hook and loop backed Does not work as a pickup line

Baby Yoda. He's the star of the new Star Wars: Mandalorian original series on Disney+, which is actually pretty satisfactory. The internet loves him. Ladies love him. We love him. You love him. Every other patch company seemingly loves...

Mark Wahlberg "Maybe Fuck Yaself" patch from the movie The Departed. This is one of our favorite lines from The Departed. It's the role Mark Wahlberg was made to play. I mean, he is a southie. 2.75" x 2.5" inches Hook Velcro backed, PVC...

"I'd like to introduce my wife, but my husband's at home feeding my brand-new Baby Yoda" Introducing Mandalorian Joe, otherwise known as the Mando Exotic, the gay, Amban-carrying redneck with a mullet. He's definitely taken on a few...

So you became a pilot and thought it'd earn you some prestige, now nobody really sees you in the cockpit and selfies are prohibited. Let your ego shine a little bit anyway and stick this patch wherever the FAA or NTSB allows. 3" x 0.9"...

Have you ever met someone from California? The guys over at Big D Speedshop have and they don't care how green the California grass is...they like their guns and water rights just the way they are. Do you like this style of patch? Check...

How do you think Baby Yoda likes his coffee? Black, like his soul? Demonstrate to the world that you're not a basic B who loves Starbucks... you're a basic B who likes Baby Yoda . We get it, it's cute. 3” wide Hook and loop backed velcro...